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  • Trollpastalol1234

    Hi. So here's a tentative backstory of the penguin. You all know the penguin. He jumps around mazes made of brick, collects keys and avoids bombs. But how did he get this way, and who is he anyways?

    My theory is that the penguin is a test subject in a lab simulation to make the perfect penguin. Scientists caught a family of penguins from off the shores of Antarctica in 2035 and used them as test subjects. Each penguin was given a number. This penguin in question is Number 0454, and he is far away from the first generation of test penguins. Already he is more intelligent than his ancestors, and also has learned to jump higher. The scientists have recognized his potential as the pinnacle of penguins, but still need to test him to work out any…

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